My Mess Of Blog

parkwaydriive:

reasons to date me

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4:

5: please

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averypottersenioryear:

if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

someone messaged me like “quick you have 10 minutes, make a flow chart that tells me if it’s rape or not”
i’d like to think i did the best i could with the time i was allotted

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

someone messaged me like “quick you have 10 minutes, make a flow chart that tells me if it’s rape or not”

i’d like to think i did the best i could with the time i was allotted

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avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner

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“How did she do that?”

“She waited… and listened.”

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noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

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THANK YOU JESUS!

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koishy:

i hAVE TO PEE!!!!!!!! i scream in front of the computer as i continue to blog for the next two hours

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omgsam:

“am I kicked out of the fandom yet??? xD”

“our fandom is the most insane LOL!”

“and yet another fandom ruins a hipster post ftww!!!”

“omg if you don’t reblog this you’re kicked out of the fandom!!!”

“I bet hipsters reblog this and have no idea where it’s from haha losers!!! xD”

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What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

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mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

cumberbabble:

ben-addict:

iliveinstorybrooke11:

cumberfolk:

One does not simply scrolls past Cumberbatch’s smile

No. No they don’t.

You must stop. And linger. And you must smile back (though do finish your mouthful of crisps first) before you can continue to scroll. It’s the law.

My heart just-

literally the best smile/giggle ever

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

cumberbabble:

ben-addict:

iliveinstorybrooke11:

cumberfolk:

One does not simply scrolls past Cumberbatch’s smile

No. No they don’t.

You must stop. And linger. And you must smile back (though do finish your mouthful of crisps first) before you can continue to scroll. It’s the law.

My heart just-

literally the best smile/giggle ever

(Source: cumbercolllective, via mickeyisnotamouse)